May 2012
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:D The restricted friends list on fb is really great
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Too often, the second album a band makes is CRAP in comparison with their first.
I’m glad I don’t pay for rubbish albums.
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cosmo tip #236
sensually play the recorder for him
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Mezzanine is essentially a soundtrack to an hour long fuck.
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Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror after a...
One of the things I enjoy looking at are my stretch marks.
They remind me that my hips and breasts make me a woman, and I wouldn’t ever trade that.
It’s all my fault for not getting off
So you made it start, can you make it stop?
I don’t know, Silvia.
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HEYYY
I have managed to sustain a lump and an odd looking bruise from getting a blood test today. Lets hope this doesn’t happen every month.
I don’t particularly want to look like some sort of junkie, I already take a copious amount of pills so people who are around me at eating time find me questionable…
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when he’s having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
– -Cosmo Tip #249
(via theladysrant)
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dancinginthefire:
Xavier Rudd reminds me of laying in a tent in the middle of the bush, with my best friend, listening to his live show echo through the valley.
:’) Stop it man, you’re making me produce tears.
I went on a date on Sunday night.
It was wonderful and good things should happen :)
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Have I ever told you people how much I HATE...
Because I do. With a passion. This is why I will never move to say, London, and why even though Melbourne is so fucking awesome I am reluctant to move there as well.
Winter can suck a pair of hairy, smelly balls.
Maybe I should be glad it never snows here.
But I would be more glad if I lived somewhere sub-tropical.
Fuck you, winter.
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My mother
Is a music teacher, piano teacher, and a professional musician.
She is going down the coast this afternoon to do a show tonight, so I printed that poem, folded it in half, wrote “Love you, mum” on the back, and tucked it into her invoice book which she will only find once she’s down there.
I’ve learned so much from her, and I could only ever hope to be half the woman she...
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People do not seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via creatingaquietmind)
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There were a lot of horses on my dash last night
I loved every moment of it :’)
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TMI:
Naturally, my body follows a 30-32 day cycle.
The pill forces you into a 28 day cycle.
As a result, my body retaliates by giving me a two day period.
I win everything!
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I can’t wait until Thursday.
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